Happiness is

and as happy as i am

2008-05-16T03:55:27Z

.. I'M going to kill myself.

one way or anoth........

Look what the cat dragged in...

2008-04-22T19:54:27Z

I'm officially a fishtownian.

(Insert communal groan here)

Hah!

Jo, Xian, and myself have taken over a cute 2 story apt. in Fishtown.
The Goode, Long, Felch hole.

Yeah. Classy. <3

Pictures of my house that none of you will care about coming soon!!!

-Felchie

Made the catalog this year...

2008-02-15T17:59:10Z

Vegas in less than a month.

I want to

2008-01-28T15:07:16Z

start writing in this again

She's Dead.

2007-11-07T20:23:23Z

I'm numb.

Everything is, everything was
Torn between what still makes us carry on
Everything is, everything was
Torn between what still makes us carry on
Everything can mean whatever
Everything can bring us together
So come on baby and comb your hair
You’re sleepy and can no longer care

Everything is
Everything was
Everything will fall
Everything is all
Everything is
Everything was
Everything is all
Everything will be
Everything will be

Xian and I joked about how our weekends couldn't get anymore extreme

2007-11-01T13:12:11Z

This isn't a joke.

Xian and I watched my friend, his ex, fall 4 stories.

We saw her fall

We heard her hit.

She wanted us to see her fall

Because of something we did

I could have prevented this

She shattered her pelvis. They removed some of her skull because of the amount of brain swelling.

Shes not ok and im not going to go on with my life until she is.

Nothing will ever be the same.

Wake up Christina.

This weekend was a fucking mess.

2007-10-22T17:37:32Z

No more hardcore drugs and suburbs.

I desided to name the Apt. Bock Rottom.

It's fitting.

These kegel excersizes must be paying off.

2007-10-17T17:20:46Z

I can't even buy a sammich without (old) men hollah'n.

I made a feeble attempt to contact the people in charge of giving me free health care. After waiting on hold for 25 minutes I came to the conclusion that I'd just rather die.

My apocolypse obsession now has a friend called ' how quickly can i kill myself'. It was getting lonely so i had to conjure up SOMETHING.....

With that being said i'd like to mention that things have been awesome lately. No sarcasm.

I had a MUCH NEEDED weekend of relaxation.

Last night chip and I screen printed t-shirts. I think i may sell some. You all will want them.

The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated...

2007-10-11T17:02:32Z

Though the reasoning behind the concern remains justified.

There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning.

Big sweaty mess.

1394- "It all has to end somewhere...It all ends at the lighthouse"

2007-10-03T17:27:40Z

Weekends just keep getting better and better.

"Where's your precious fiber now"

Team teeny tiny sausages.

I will wear a napkin like a dress given the chance.

2 weekends ago

2007-09-27T03:39:43Z

I really do not feel like typing out all the shinanigans that happened last weekend. Just know that Xian and I started drinking on thursday and didn't stop until Sunday night. Several states were involved. Liquor was involved. and most importantly.... a mango was involved.
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This was in front of the New brunswick ( Pronounced : No Funswick) grease trucks. I don't know who most of these people are

The night ended with me passing out in the middle of the woods

Friday Xian and I desided to go to NYC

2007-09-23T19:25:58Z

Havoc (as always) Ensued.

Two minutes after getting off of the train that took us to NYC, Xian and I were almost arrested for jumping the turn style to get onto the subway.

We were both given citations.

We quickly ran over to Canal street to see Michael Showalter do stand-up

Good times were had by all.

After the show we wondered around soho.

Quickly dined on fine New York pizza

Together

Stood around looking fly

Met some dudes who noticed me looking fly

Convinced one dude to sit in a pile of boxes i had seen earlier

Convinced several dudes to sit in a pile of boxes with me

Sought out rave

Found drinking to be more important.

Around 2am Xian and i found a step to sit on.

Around 3:30am we got off the step
and stumbled to Time Square

Then we hung out on the corner of 52nd and broadway

It was way too late for The late show.

Some time after that we made our way to central park with a six pack and watched the sunrise.

Glorious

Photo shoot yesterday

2007-09-21T17:16:42Z

My tits could be seen from space.

And i looked like a drag queen.

My weekend

2007-09-17T21:59:23Z

Xian + felchie +mango x gallons for alcohol =

samurai japanese restaurant

2007-08-27T23:09:36Z

If I hear peter fucking frampton one more time while I'm in VA I'm never coming back. Its been like 7 times so far this trip and we haven't turned the radio on once since we left jersey. In fact we made a pit stop yesterday ar a goodwill to pick up cds just so we wouldn't be tempted.

We desided to stay an extra day in richmond. Haven't said more than 1 word to eachother since friday. To get my attention chip throw heavy objects in my direction. His sexual advances are becoming more and more despirate and yesterday I caught him crushing up tylenol pms and putting them in my yoohoo.

Relationship status....... out of fear only.

RICHMOND, VA

2007-08-26T23:16:58Z

So we just checked into our hotel in Richmond after driving by it 7 times.

The front desk people mistook us for rock stars. YES.

Vodka and Hi C drinking commence.

Kings Dominion tomorrow.

on the way to busch gardens.

2007-08-25T14:25:30Z

I liked it better when iwas spelling it BUSH gardens...... thanks John. Anyway we are eye level with roller coasters. We haven't really talked since my last my last post. Shits weird. In the middle of the night chip got into my bed and whipped out his junk. I'm begining to think this trip was a bad idea.

Relationship status..........acquaintance.

1 hour in traffic

2007-08-24T21:44:14Z

Still no talking. Chip keeps looking at me then glances to his crotch area.... ithink he's giving me suck me eyes....

Things are becoming increasinly uncomfortable.

Dating status..........just friends

virginia welcomes you

2007-08-24T20:51:59Z

Well after 3 hours into the trip and chip and I have run out of things to talk about. We pass the time by giving eachother awkwark smiles. Chip won't stop staring at my tits.

Dating status .......seeing eachother

felchie @ 2007-08-24T18:50:00

2007-08-24T18:58:15Z

Chip and I have arrived at the maryland house we are currently in line for4 starbucks. I will be ordering a mocha light frappuccino .

Our current dating status after 1.5 hours....*****

More updates as they come.

I know that it's terribly cruel but then I like it.

2007-08-24T04:45:29Z

I never really leave i just slip away.
And im not gonna lie just to spare your feelings
Im not really interested in whats in your heart
I don't want you to fall in love now so please don't start....

I listened to that and the new interpol all day today.

CHIP AND I LEAVE FOR BUSH GARDENS IN 11.5 HOURS MOTHER FUCKER.

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I'm not the lover man that you want me to be.

MADE MY DAY

2007-08-23T18:37:18Z

14:32] niesguy: i bet your colon is worse
[14:32] niesguy: what if a tapeworm came out.
[14:32] niesguy: and it was pissed
[14:33] niesguy: and wasnt going to pay a lot for a muffler
[14:35] loveandbu11ets: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chumpy's house is making me dumber.

2007-08-23T03:45:29Z

Walks home from chumpy's house is turning me into a hyperactive existentialist.

hyperexistentialism- defining the undefinable.... REALLY FAST.

Hyperexistentialchumpy'shouseism- defining the undefinable shit that nobody cares about....Really fast.

If the house that I was babysitting for had a Catchy philly house/venue name it would be chateau latrine. If I cared more about children or their well being I'd call DYFS.....Instead im wikipedia-ing And thats far more important than toxoplasmosis....

Anyway...

This is the little jewel that I met at chumpys a few days ago...

INtroducing Twitchels:

BUSH GARDENS IN 2 DAYS

Christians want nothing to with me or the Veggie tales costumes I am trying to sell them.

2007-08-16T18:18:04Z

I have a call list of 4800 Christian stores and I have to Call all of them.

Ive called a few hundred so far. They started off nice. I got a "God bless you" here and there towards the end of calls. It wasn't so bad. But after the last few calls im completely fed up.

Last night was fun. Mad mex was fun but I definitly want to go somewhere differnt next week.

I am extremely tired for absolutely no reason. I've been sleeping better and didnt even need to drug myself into a comatose-like state. WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP.

This entry was pointless and will probably be deleted.

So

2007-08-14T17:34:18Z

I didn't get to go climbing yesterday as planned. Instead I worked until 9 pulling orders because we are behind. I have a new found respect for our shipping crew and you should too.

After work I walked to Chumpy's. Hung out. Made fun of some girl with a southern accent. And when i say that I truely mean I used a southern accent while insulting her.

The nightmare's i've been having are becoming increasingly frequent and detailed.
I am not amused.
All apocalypse based.

So in order to eliminate said nightmares I have been pumping myself full of tylenol pms and have taken up smoking pot before bed.
I figure when that stops working for me the side of my brain that is generating these nightmares will be completely dead anyway.

Work until 9 again today.

What am I doing after that?